If you follow trends in self-published erotica — and who doesn't, right? Texas college students Christie Sims and Alara Branwen pioneered the trend by publishing a handful of Kindle novellas where modern ladies basically got pounded by Littlefoot from The Land Before Time , and before long, the two were presiding over a mini-empire of self-published dino-sex novels. Their business got reams of media attention, mostly because no one could believe how wildly lucrative writing dinosaur erotica was. It is very lucrative. Very, very lucrative. Whatever you dream career is, writing about triceratops blowjibbers is probably more lucrative than it.
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Either way, someone has been funneling you bad information about getting a woman off and you need to know how to turn her back on. Here are the 27 things that guys do in bed that leave us girls with no choice but to fake it. Try using those biceps you bragged about earlier to prop yourself up or just let us have our turn. It probably was until you called our attention to it.
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Please note that the actions in this interlude are not sanctioned by the PPC, AU or not, but the link is provided for the sake of completeness. It's an expression of frustration at good advice being ignored rather than any serious desire to harm the author. As Boarder! Trojie explains it to a reviewer, 'it gives you some idea of the depth to which Agent Trojie hates people who get biology wrong On Thursday January 24th, Huinesoron released an audio version of the first chapter, as read by himself.
He said: 'These prickly dinosaurs must have had sex another way. Perhaps the female lay down on her side and the male reared up to rest his torso over her. Experts say understanding such adaptability is key to working out how the animals were able to dominate the Earth for tens of millions of years. But some scientists disagree with the theory, suggesting that male dinosaurs continued to mount the female but developed extremely long sex organs. These may have grown several feet long so they could reach around any dangerous spikes - a tactic still seen in animals such as armadillos.